Thursday, April 12, 2012

Conditionals Jokes


Conditional sentences have been used in the following jokes. Read them and enjoy. Then, copy the jokes into a word .doc and highlight all the conditional elements you can find (for example IF, WILL, etc.) and bring it to the next class.

A: If you found some money, would you keep it?
B: No, I would spend it!

A: What would you do if you were in my shoes?
B: Polish them!

A: If the baby wakes up during the night, who gets up?
B: The whole neighbourhood!

Two birds were sitting on the branch of a tree watching a jet plane pass high overhead. 'look at the speed of that bird!' said the youngest bird. And the older bird replied: 'If your tail was on fire, you would fly just as fast!'

If you fall out of the tree and break your legs, don't come running to me!

A: Darling, if the boat sank who would you save first, me or children?
B: Me.

Fish 1: How did we end up in this fish shop?
Fish 2: Well, if we hadn't opened our mouths, we wouldn't have been caught!

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